1. Allow a rondo by Mozart to repeat itself at least 66 times.
2. Impose a monothematic sonata of Haydn’s at the second episode of the Mozart.
3. Place the music in a cage designed and built expressly for this purpose.
4. Take bets on the winner of the fight. There must be no maximum bet.
5. Record the event on an old VHS camcorder.
6. After the contest is decided, pay out on the winning wagers.
7. Dub several copies and sell them on the black market.
8. Do not talk about Fight Club.

Submitted by J. B. Mann